You talkin to me?

A random selection   of warnings, instructions, and  irrelevant advisories.

Wonder how many arsonists used this
method? 

Walt Disney concert hall  in Downtown LA had to be refinished to remove the glossy metallic coat that was reflecting sunlight into neighboring apartments. No fires reported, but some living rooms were turning into Saunas.  Maybe the lesson is that they should build similar structures in places like Juneau Alaska.   

Below... from instructions for external hard drive.  

(making the effort is really all that matters.) 

...think I'll take the elevator.


I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin of our children. I give you this warning that you may prepare your mind for your fate. 
John Adams 

“Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR 

per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE” 

― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huck Finn

The new iPod Touch is so easy to use! 

And you can learn how easy in this step by step 

600 page instruction book. 

                        

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before, Bokonon tells us. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr., 

“Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; 
those parts that you can only curse at are called software.”
--anonymous

And as my Hunter College geology professor often concluded his lecture:
See ya next time, and don't forget...
Eat your school
Stay in Drugs 
And don't do vegetables.