Friday, March 15, 2013

Comma Sense 
A 45 Second Play to close out the week.

The wee hours, James Madison and Thomas Jefferson at the Ale House

Madison:  Okay, how bout this: The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed?
Jefferson:  What?  You can’t be serious.
Madison:  Well, I assume the military context is understood.  
Jefferson:  Assume nothing man, make it plain so it cannot be misunderstood.  
Madison: Ok, how bout:  There shall be a well regulated militia and
the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Jefferson:  No, we gotta make sure the bearing of arms is protected only as it is required by a Militia—you must not separate them.
Madison:  Ok, I got it. Here we go:  A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state COMMA  the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Jefferson:  Perfect.  No one could possibly misinterpret that.

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