Four score and thirteen years ago 

our forefathers brought forth on this continent, 

a new notion, conceived in revenue, 

and dedicated to the proposition 

that all men are created violent.

Now we are engaged in a great cultural war, 

testing whether that notion, or any notion so conceived 

and so profitable, can long endure. 

We are met on a grand gridiron of that war.

We have come to a realization that on that field, 

we have created a great empire

by glorifying those who give their bodies

so that that we might prosper. 

Yet others see it fitting and proper 

that we should rue this.

But, in a practical sense, we cannot monetize-- 

we cannot advertise -- we cannot proselytize – 

lest we hallow this ground. 

Yet, the brave men, crippled and concussed, 

who collided till catatonic here

have consecrated it 

far above our shrewd power to conceal.

The world will little note, 

nor long remember the words spoken here, 

but it may never forget the price

these players paid. 

It is for us the beneficiaries rather, 

to be dedicated to the unfinished work 

which our legal teams and PR firms 

have thus far so nobly advanced.

It is rather for us to be here dedicated 

to the great task remaining before us -- 

that from these sacrificial gladiators 

we take increased devotion 

to that cause for which they gave 

the last full measure of their vital organs. 

that we here highly resolve that these poor suckers 

shall not have played in vain -- 

that this notion, 

under open sky or closed dome, 

shall have a new birth disguised as drug and injury free -- 

and that a league of the moneyed

 by the moneyed, for the moneyed, 

shall not perish from this turf. 

Good Luck on your Super Bowl Bets, and let's go 49ers!