Headline from The Onion:

Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe

My son Eli was sharing a particularly funny Onion story last night (which I am now unable to recall) so with nothing new to post, I'll drift off into the weekend wishing you all good health and much levity--and leave you with one of my favorites from The Onion's Our Dumb Century collection.