Tuesday is Bonus Limericks Day*

* Another way of saying I can't stop writing these things, but if I post em I might be able to convince myself to go cold-turkey...at least till tomorrow.


Line by line it’s a natural fact
That Limericks though ultracompact
Can with care and concision
Turn a flair for derision
into rudeness that sounds just like tact

Two scrabblers named Chloe and Lydia
Were like two walking encyclopedia
One day Chloe got syphilis
"Triple word score!" "Ridiculous."
Then she calmly changed lam to chlamydia

A Blogger was acting erratical
All day long he was Limerick fanatical
“Take a break or you’ll crack”
Said his wife in the sack
“What you need’s a syllabic sabbatical.”