Thursday, September 22, 2011

Home Construction Glossary continued...

Stud: What you were before you started caring about kitchen cabinet door handles

Shutters: A bodily response after seeing the difference between the estimate and the actual bill.

Pressure Relief Valve: One of any number of things, Golf is one, Tequila another.

Lien: A descriptor for the times you’ll be living in once the house is completed.

Flue: It’s what happened to your time and money.

Joint tenancy: Getting high and then agreeing to share a house with your friends.

Weep hole- A room of one’s own.

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