Comma Sense
The wee hours, James Madison and Thomas Jefferson at the Ale House
Jefferson: What?
You can’t be serious.
Madison: Well, I assume the military context is understood.
Jefferson: Assume nothing man, make it plain so it cannot be misunderstood.
Madison: Ok, how bout: There shall be a well regulated militia and
the right of the people
to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Jefferson: No, we gotta make sure the bearing of arms is
protected only as it is required by a Militia—you must not separate
them.
Madison: Ok, I got it. Here we go: A well regulated militia being necessary to
the security of a free state COMMA the right of the people to keep and bear arms
shall not be infringed.
Jefferson: Perfect.
No one could possibly misinterpret that.
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