Kardashians join new Pope Francis in Cyprus for Mideast peace talks as Hillary and Beyonce team up with Oscar nominees and Google hacking Cyber terrorists whose Scientology records reveal the Winning Powerball Jackpot Numbers disguised as Calorie Counts from Oprah's  Most Effective Weight Loss Program Clinically Proven by God to bring closure to victims of failed Bariatric surgery and Obese NCAA Final Four players convicted of Sexual Assault. 

Sorry for wasting your time (again?) , but I'm hoping to win a bet I made: that with the right headline I could generate more hits here in one day than I've amassed in the year to date. Wish me luck.   I shall return to our regularly scheduled programming next week.