I know I should, but I just can't...

Floss everyday.  (Let alone every week.)

Review/study/understand bank statements or Tax returns

Watch even one episode of Mad Men

Practice multiple octave diminished scales without getting a headache

Use the Power Drill for driving screws

Use the dishwasher without feeling like a lazy cheat 

Take an umbrella with me to work if it's not raining at that very moment 

Wear socks on weekends 

Sharpen my wood carving tools regularly

Make an appointment for a colonoscopy 

(Thanks once again to Drew and Natalie of Marriedtothesea.com for the apt and, as always, illustrative inspiration)

He even sleeps gracefully

I just gotta say a word or two or a hundred about Stephen Curry since old buddy and Blogging mentor Teddy Vegas waxed so eloquently about this B'ball Baryshnikov that I had to check him out for an extended look.  I thought I'd never use this term, but OMG!!!  The guy is transcendent.  Like Ali, Gretsky, Federer...he's the athlete who can make people who know nothing about the game drop their jaws in awe.  If LeBron is a Raging Bull, and Kobe a tireless Thoroughbred --then Curry is a graceful, swift, soaring, gliding, swooping, exquisitely elegant Eagle.  

THE WEIRDEST SENTENCE IN THE U.S. 
CONSTITUTION. 
POSTED BY HENDRIK HERTZBERG
You can cite a dozen reasons why the U.S. Senate is so dysfunctional--but here's the one that explains how by design, it was practically doomed to become so.

Read Hertzberg's post in it's entirety with links to more at:http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/hendrikhertzberg/2013/04/the-weirdest-sentence-in-the-us-constitution.html?intcid=obnetwork

APOLOGIES FOR BEFUDDLING FORMATTING BUT HAVE LOST ALL CONTROL OF TYPEFACE, SPACING, SIZING ET. AL.  WILL TRY AND LEARN WHY AND HOW TO FIX BEFORE NEXT POST. IN THE MEANTIME, GONNA GRAB A BOTTLE OF ALEVE AND GO BACK TO THOSE DIMINISHED SCALES.