Whatever...
....floats your boat,  turns you on, rocks your socks , stokes your fire, tickles your pickle... 

...are all well and good for those to whom it may concern--but some of us  could use a few alternative and apt variations that would speak to this particular moment in our lives-- so let's see if any of these sweeten your prune juice...

Whatever mends your meniscus
Whatever loosens your lumbar
Whatever lowers your LDL
Whatever lightens your luggage
Whatever drains your gutters
Whatever de-herniates your disc
Whatever seals your leaks
Whatever accelerates your Aleve
Whatever diminishes your diameter

Ring...ring...ring...ring....ring...ring...ring...

We're sorry, the number you have called is out of service...

but maybe with a little imagination we can bring you a different service...

It's a curbside Pub...with four legged Maitre D. 

A wi-fi hotspot.  That was a no-brainer.

Not too sure bout this one.

One of dozens of aquarium repurposings...but who's gonna feed em?

And at night, the aquarium supplements street lighting. 

Counter.  Intuitive. 

These too will soon be obsolete...so take a book and leave a book.

And a Leftover from my Pallet Post