Most Frequently Asked Questions

asked by the 2013 Cicadas

How's the Enron Stock doing?

President who? 

 He's what? 

What happened to the World Trade Center?

You still haven't finished the Second Ave. Subway?

What's with all the Sushi?

Can you spare Thirteen Dollars so we can go over the GW Bridge?

Did they rename the city Trump yet?

They tried to pass a law banning Sodas?
2 Grand a month for an apartment in Bed-Stuy?

They're still making Star Trek Movies?

What are all those glowing rectangles everyone's staring at?

Jason Kidd is still playing?
How many views are we getting on YouTube?

You'll never lose another phone # or address, if you use Anywho 

White pages, yellow pages, international listings, and a toll-free directory.

What the Opsimath knows...or

Some old dogs can learn new tricks...

...Trying to be conscious of your unconscious is a fools errand

Too Creepy?
 I agree, but nifty piece of photoshopping. 

...nobody cares what you know if they don't know that you care.

...you will never see yourself as others see you, and that's a good thing.

...your accomplishments will be resented as much as they are admired.

...practicing scales can be fun if you do it musically

...The human knee was very very poorly designed.

...Enjoyment of Theatre is in direct proportion to knee room at your seat and in inverse proportion to the height of the person in front of you.